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One fine day, SgRunners were gathered to have fun by going foodcourt to buy food. They only bought one type of ang ku kue, lor mai kai, laksa mai hum, ko pi or, then sat down closed their eyes.

Suddenly, one exclaimed, "oei!! siao eh". The lady next seat away stared at him coldly. she was wearing a red apple "aiyo, ah-kwa leh!!!" logo dress with polka-dot bikini beneath...

brokie asked dream, "Ler Kwa seamee"...Dream replied Brokie, "Wa Boh Kwa" and then ate his yellowish apple. Then he felt a sudden urge, a burning desire to walk across and say hi where is toilet?

Bee replied him "what's that smell?".

"huh? what smell?".

"smells like shit".

"sori.... i.... farted"

"Wa lao eh!!!!!". Bee ran towards Gentle, but dreamrunner stretches out his left foot and executed an extraordinary left-foot-flipper, a kungfu move, popularised by FBB, to flip Bee into the arms of gallant knight called Tiwazz. Unfortunately Tiwazz is a handsome young man who is already "choped" by another SYT. He quickly siam-ed one side, raise both arms, kept very still, Just as Bee, vrooooooooooooooooooom towards him, dropping down hard, exactly on Ronnie's lap and he shouted "SI MI?"

To his astonishment, Bee was not as heavy as a packet of Royal Umbrella Rice. He felt hot.

bee exclaimed "Ronnie!! Don't just stare!! Put me down!!".

At that moment, TLR walk past, shook his head and fainted immediately.

Quick as silver, sotong extends his antenna of his to catch both TLR & Bee. Oppss.... Like a sotong he missed. Fortunately, his tentacles, caught Ronnie instead and hooked onto his mouth, nostril hair extended, dripping mucus onto the head of Ronnie.

Bee hit the butt of Ripley...his her butt was...tender to touch, soft like tofu, Smell like Sweet, taste like durain. Wait a minute, she's the mysterious secret admirer of......................someone who is......tall, handsome and a bit chao-tar from running and drool at women running in chop-chop holding red sarong not unlike Ripley the globe-trotting ultra-marathoner or Brokie the supercharged, superfast, superlady.

In the meantime something is happening behind the rojak which in fact is much more spicy than laksa.

Ironman SC5 and yew, not me, are arguing over what to do to the tall and very blur but hilariously comical " Yao Ming" lookalike ripley, the photograher wearing 6-inch high-heels beneath micro mini Body-Hugging Sassy Black dress borrowed from the one who live Down under in the high class estate. Suddenly .dot. .dot. .dot. they stopped arguing. A rat ran and fell dead started to stink right before their running tracks. TLR regained consciousness, said "WHO FARTED??!!!!!". Everybody started pointing at .. all the directions. everyone turned green maciam incredible hulk. Suddenly, a gust of strong wind was let off blowing peacefully to..clear away the the steam built-up. Once again, fresh

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One fine day, SgRunners were gathered to have fun by going foodcourt to buy food. They only bought one type of ang ku kue, lor mai kai, laksa mai hum, ko pi or, then sat down closed their eyes.

Suddenly, one exclaimed, "oei!! siao eh". The lady next seat away stared at him coldly. she was wearing a red apple "aiyo, ah-kwa leh!!!" logo dress with polka-dot bikini beneath...

brokie asked dream, "Ler Kwa seamee"...Dream replied Brokie, "Wa Boh Kwa" and then ate his yellowish apple. Then he felt a sudden urge, a burning desire to walk across and say hi where is toilet?

Bee replied him "what's that smell?".

"huh? what smell?".

"smells like shit".

"sori.... i.... farted"

"Wa lao eh!!!!!". Bee ran towards Gentle, but dreamrunner stretches out his left foot and executed an extraordinary left-foot-flipper, a kungfu move, popularised by FBB, to flip Bee into the arms of gallant knight called Tiwazz. Unfortunately Tiwazz is a handsome young man who is already "choped" by another SYT. He quickly siam-ed one side, raise both arms, kept very still, Just as Bee, vrooooooooooooooooooom towards him, dropping down hard, exactly on Ronnie's lap and he shouted "SI MI?"

To his astonishment, Bee was not as heavy as a packet of Royal Umbrella Rice. He felt hot.

bee exclaimed "Ronnie!! Don't just stare!! Put me down!!".

At that moment, TLR walk past, shook his head and fainted immediately.

Quick as silver, sotong extends his antenna of his to catch both TLR & Bee. Oppss.... Like a sotong he missed. Fortunately, his tentacles, caught Ronnie instead and hooked onto his mouth, nostril hair extended, dripping mucus onto the head of Ronnie.

Bee hit the butt of Ripley...his her butt was...tender to touch, soft like tofu, Smell like Sweet, taste like durain. Wait a minute, she's the mysterious secret admirer of......................someone who is......tall, handsome and a bit chao-tar from running and drool at women running in chop-chop holding red sarong not unlike Ripley the globe-trotting ultra-marathoner or Brokie the supercharged, superfast, superlady.

In the meantime something is happening behind the rojak which in fact is much more spicy than laksa.

Ironman SC5 and yew, not me, are arguing over what to do to the tall and very blur but hilariously comical " Yao Ming" lookalike ripley, the photograher wearing 6-inch high-heels beneath micro mini Body-Hugging Sassy Black dress borrowed from the one who live Down under in the high class estate. Suddenly .dot. .dot. .dot. they stopped arguing. A rat ran and fell dead started to stink right before their running tracks. TLR regained consciousness, said "WHO FARTED??!!!!!". Everybody started pointing at .. all the directions. everyone turned green maciam incredible hulk. Suddenly, a gust of strong wind was let off blowing peacefully to..clear away the the steam built-up. Once again, fresh sweet smelling fragrance is eveywhere.

Wildcat took a whiff and said "NICE. WHO'S THE CATWOMAN?"

"Meow!" she purred and she jumped...seeing the rat taking a bite off the tail of a spiffy littletigger, who howled at the rat.

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