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One fine day, SgRunners were gathered to have fun by going foodcourt to buy food. They only bought one type of ang ku kue, lor mai kai, laksa mai hum, ko pi or, then sat down closed their eyes.

Suddenly, one exclaimed, "oei!! siao eh". The lady next seat away stared at him coldly. she was wearing a red apple "aiyo, ah-kwa leh!!!" logo dress with polka-dot bikini beneath...

brokie asked dream, "Ler Kwa seamee"...Dream replied Brokie, "Wa Boh Kwa" and then ate his yellowish apple. Then he felt a sudden urge, a burning desire to walk across and say hi where is toilet?

Bee replied him "what's that smell?".

"huh? what smell?".

"smells like shit".

"sori.... i.... farted"

"Wa lao eh!!!!!". Bee ran towards Gentle, but dreamrunner stretches out his left foot and executed an extraordinary left-foot-flipper popularised by FBB, to flip Bee into the arms of gallant knight called Tiwazz. Unfortunately Tiwazz is a handsome young man who is already "choped" by another

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One fine day, SgRunners were gathered to have fun by going foodcourt to buy food. They only bought one type of ang ku kue, lor mai kai, laksa mai hum, ko pi or, then sat down closed their eyes.

Suddenly, one exclaimed, "oei!! siao eh". The lady next seat away stared at him coldly. she was wearing a red apple "aiyo, ah-kwa leh!!!" logo dress with polka-dot bikini beneath...

brokie asked dream, "Ler Kwa seamee"...Dream replied Brokie, "Wa Boh Kwa" and then ate his yellowish apple. Then he felt a sudden urge, a burning desire to walk across and say hi where is toilet?

Bee replied him "what's that smell?".

"huh? what smell?".

"smells like shit".

"sori.... i.... farted"

"Wa lao eh!!!!!". Bee ran towards Gentle, but dreamrunner stretches out his left foot and executed an extraordinary left-foot-flipper popularised by FBB, to flip Bee into the arms of gallant knight called Tiwazz. Unfortunately Tiwazz is a handsome young man who is already "choped" by another SYT. He quickly

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One fine day, SgRunners were gathered to have fun by going foodcourt to buy food. They only bought one type of ang ku kue, lor mai kai, laksa mai hum, ko pi or, then sat down closed their eyes.

Suddenly, one exclaimed, "oei!! siao eh". The lady next seat away stared at him coldly. she was wearing a red apple "aiyo, ah-kwa leh!!!" logo dress with polka-dot bikini beneath...

brokie asked dream, "Ler Kwa seamee"...Dream replied Brokie, "Wa Boh Kwa" and then ate his yellowish apple. Then he felt a sudden urge, a burning desire to walk across and say hi where is toilet?

Bee replied him "what's that smell?".

"huh? what smell?".

"smells like shit".

"sori.... i.... farted"

"Wa lao eh!!!!!". Bee ran towards Gentle, but dreamrunner stretches out his left foot and executed an extraordinary left-foot-flipper popularised by FBB, to flip Bee into the arms of gallant knight called Tiwazz. Unfortunately Tiwazz is a handsome young man who is already "choped" by another SYT. He quickly siam-ed one side

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, raise both arms,

sorry to OT, but this sentence reminds me of what happened yesterday on my way home after work....

after excercise, please please please....DO NOT hold on to the railings of the MRT/bus with the above-mentioned action. i was trapped in nowhere's land by "Mr. Kaka" (that was the name printed on his jersey) and nearly suffered spasm from the "fragrant".

errr....gentle, raise one arm is equally powerful... :Big Grin:

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One fine day, SgRunners were gathered to have fun by going foodcourt to buy food. They only bought one type of ang ku kue, lor mai kai, laksa mai hum, ko pi or, then sat down closed their eyes.

Suddenly, one exclaimed, "oei!! siao eh". The lady next seat away stared at him coldly. she was wearing a red apple "aiyo, ah-kwa leh!!!" logo dress with polka-dot bikini beneath...

brokie asked dream, "Ler Kwa seamee"...Dream replied Brokie, "Wa Boh Kwa" and then ate his yellowish apple. Then he felt a sudden urge, a burning desire to walk across and say hi where is toilet?

Bee replied him "what's that smell?".

"huh? what smell?".

"smells like shit".

"sori.... i.... farted"

"Wa lao eh!!!!!". Bee ran towards Gentle, but dreamrunner stretches out his left foot and executed an extraordinary left-foot-flipper, a kungfu move, popularised by FBB, to flip Bee into the arms of gallant knight called Tiwazz. Unfortunately Tiwazz is a handsome young man who is already "choped" by another SYT. He quickly siam-ed one side, raise both arms, kept very still, Just as Bee, vrooooooooooooooooooom towards him, dropping down hard, exactly on Ronnie's

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One fine day, SgRunners were gathered to have fun by going foodcourt to buy food. They only bought one type of ang ku kue, lor mai kai, laksa mai hum, ko pi or, then sat down closed their eyes.

Suddenly, one exclaimed, "oei!! siao eh". The lady next seat away stared at him coldly. she was wearing a red apple "aiyo, ah-kwa leh!!!" logo dress with polka-dot bikini beneath...

brokie asked dream, "Ler Kwa seamee"...Dream replied Brokie, "Wa Boh Kwa" and then ate his yellowish apple. Then he felt a sudden urge, a burning desire to walk across and say hi where is toilet?

Bee replied him "what's that smell?".

"huh? what smell?".

"smells like shit".

"sori.... i.... farted"

"Wa lao eh!!!!!". Bee ran towards Gentle, but dreamrunner stretches out his left foot and executed an extraordinary left-foot-flipper, a kungfu move, popularised by FBB, to flip Bee into the arms of gallant knight called Tiwazz. Unfortunately Tiwazz is a handsome young man who is already "choped" by another SYT. He quickly siam-ed one side, raise both arms, kept very still, Just as Bee, vrooooooooooooooooooom towards him, dropping down hard, exactly on Ronnie's lap and he

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One fine day, SgRunners were gathered to have fun by going foodcourt to buy food. They only bought one type of ang ku kue, lor mai kai, laksa mai hum, ko pi or, then sat down closed their eyes.

Suddenly, one exclaimed, "oei!! siao eh". The lady next seat away stared at him coldly. she was wearing a red apple "aiyo, ah-kwa leh!!!" logo dress with polka-dot bikini beneath...

brokie asked dream, "Ler Kwa seamee"...Dream replied Brokie, "Wa Boh Kwa" and then ate his yellowish apple. Then he felt a sudden urge, a burning desire to walk across and say hi where is toilet?

Bee replied him "what's that smell?".

"huh? what smell?".

"smells like shit".

"sori.... i.... farted"

"Wa lao eh!!!!!". Bee ran towards Gentle, but dreamrunner stretches out his left foot and executed an extraordinary left-foot-flipper, a kungfu move, popularised by FBB, to flip Bee into the arms of gallant knight called Tiwazz. Unfortunately Tiwazz is a handsome young man who is already "choped" by another SYT. He quickly siam-ed one side, raise both arms, kept very still, Just as Bee, vrooooooooooooooooooom towards him, dropping down hard, exactly on Ronnie's lap and he shouted "SI MI?"

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One fine day, SgRunners were gathered to have fun by going foodcourt to buy food. They only bought one type of ang ku kue, lor mai kai, laksa mai hum, ko pi or, then sat down closed their eyes.

Suddenly, one exclaimed, "oei!! siao eh". The lady next seat away stared at him coldly. she was wearing a red apple "aiyo, ah-kwa leh!!!" logo dress with polka-dot bikini beneath...

brokie asked dream, "Ler Kwa seamee"...Dream replied Brokie, "Wa Boh Kwa" and then ate his yellowish apple. Then he felt a sudden urge, a burning desire to walk across and say hi where is toilet?

Bee replied him "what's that smell?".

"huh? what smell?".

"smells like shit".

"sori.... i.... farted"

"Wa lao eh!!!!!". Bee ran towards Gentle, but dreamrunner stretches out his left foot and executed an extraordinary left-foot-flipper, a kungfu move, popularised by FBB, to flip Bee into the arms of gallant knight called Tiwazz. Unfortunately Tiwazz is a handsome young man who is already "choped" by another SYT. He quickly siam-ed one side, raise both arms, kept very still, Just as Bee, vrooooooooooooooooooom towards him, dropping down hard, exactly on Ronnie's lap and he shouted "SI MI?"

To his astonishment, Bee was not as heavy as

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Put me down!!

(side note: what the heck is Royal Umbrella Rice :angry: )

haha... actually should be Royal Umbrella Fragant Rice. 安培哪香米 la. It is a brand of rice. but i can only add 3 words mah!

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Put me down!!

(side note: what the heck is Royal Umbrella Rice :angry: )

haha... actually should be Royal Umbrella Fragant Rice. 安培哪香米 la. It is a brand of rice. but i can only add 3 words mah!

obviously, he dun buy rice

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One fine day, SgRunners were gathered to have fun by going foodcourt to buy food. They only bought one type of ang ku kue, lor mai kai, laksa mai hum, ko pi or, then sat down closed their eyes.

Suddenly, one exclaimed, "oei!! siao eh". The lady next seat away stared at him coldly. she was wearing a red apple "aiyo, ah-kwa leh!!!" logo dress with polka-dot bikini beneath...

brokie asked dream, "Ler Kwa seamee"...Dream replied Brokie, "Wa Boh Kwa" and then ate his yellowish apple. Then he felt a sudden urge, a burning desire to walk across and say hi where is toilet?

Bee replied him "what's that smell?".

"huh? what smell?".

"smells like shit".

"sori.... i.... farted"

"Wa lao eh!!!!!". Bee ran towards Gentle, but dreamrunner stretches out his left foot and executed an extraordinary left-foot-flipper, a kungfu move, popularised by FBB, to flip Bee into the arms of gallant knight called Tiwazz. Unfortunately Tiwazz is a handsome young man who is already "choped" by another SYT. He quickly siam-ed one side, raise both arms, kept very still, Just as Bee, vrooooooooooooooooooom towards him, dropping down hard, exactly on Ronnie's lap and he shouted "SI MI?"

To his astonishment, Bee was not as heavy as a packet of Royal Umbrella Rice. He felt hot.

bee exclaimed "Ronnie!! Don't just stare!! Put me down!!".

At that moment

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