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One fine day, SgRunners were gathered to have fun by going foodcourt to buy food. They only bought one type of ang ku kue, lor mai kai, laksa mai hum, ko pi or, then sat down closed their eyes.

Suddenly, one exclaimed, "oei!! siao eh". The lady next seat away stared at him coldly. she was wearing a red apple "aiyo, ah-kwa leh!!!" logo dress with polka-dot bikini beneath...

brokie asked dream, "Ler Kwa seamee"...Dream replied Brokie, "Wa Boh Kwa" and then ate his yellowish apple. Then he felt a sudden urge, a burning desire to walk across and say hi where is toilet?

Bee replied him

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One fine day, SgRunners were gathered to have fun by going foodcourt to buy food. They only bought one type of ang ku kue, lor mai kai, laksa mai hum, ko pi or, then sat down closed their eyes.

Suddenly, one exclaimed, "oei!! siao eh". The lady next seat away stared at him coldly. she was wearing a red apple "aiyo, ah-kwa leh!!!" logo dress with polka-dot bikini beneath...

brokie asked dream, "Ler Kwa seamee"...Dream replied Brokie, "Wa Boh Kwa" and then ate his yellowish apple. Then he felt a sudden urge, a burning desire to walk across and say hi where is toilet?

Bee replied him "what's that smell?".

"huh? what smell?".

"smells like shit".

"sori.... i.... farted"

"Wa lao eh!!!!!". Bee ran towards

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One fine day, SgRunners were gathered to have fun by going foodcourt to buy food. They only bought one type of ang ku kue, lor mai kai, laksa mai hum, ko pi or, then sat down closed their eyes.

Suddenly, one exclaimed, "oei!! siao eh". The lady next seat away stared at him coldly. she was wearing a red apple "aiyo, ah-kwa leh!!!" logo dress with polka-dot bikini beneath...

brokie asked dream, "Ler Kwa seamee"...Dream replied Brokie, "Wa Boh Kwa" and then ate his yellowish apple. Then he felt a sudden urge, a burning desire to walk across and say hi where is toilet?

Bee replied him "what's that smell?".

"huh? what smell?".

"smells like shit".

"sori.... i.... farted"

"Wa lao eh!!!!!". Bee ran towards Gentle, but dreamrunner stretches out his left foot and executed an extraordinary left-foot-flipper popularised by FBB to flip Bee into the arms

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One fine day, SgRunners were gathered to have fun by going foodcourt to buy food. They only bought one type of ang ku kue, lor mai kai, laksa mai hum, ko pi or, then sat down closed their eyes.

Suddenly, one exclaimed, "oei!! siao eh". The lady next seat away stared at him coldly. she was wearing a red apple "aiyo, ah-kwa leh!!!" logo dress with polka-dot bikini beneath...

brokie asked dream, "Ler Kwa seamee"...Dream replied Brokie, "Wa Boh Kwa" and then ate his yellowish apple. Then he felt a sudden urge, a burning desire to walk across and say hi where is toilet?

Bee replied him "what's that smell?".

"huh? what smell?".

"smells like shit".

"sori.... i.... farted"

"Wa lao eh!!!!!". Bee ran towards Gentle, but dreamrunner stretches out his left foot and executed an extraordinary left-foot-flipper popularised by FBB, to flip Bee into the arms of gallant knight called Tiwazz. Unfortunately Tiwazz is a handsome young man who is already

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